DRUNK

There is a story going on in eastern Indonesia. Papua region. In the midst of tranquility of the island of Papua, the process of storing a unique story that tells about the life of the household.

Wife      : Father, every day you waste money continued, every day you drink, every day you drink, every day you drink and hold.
Husband: Mama, too, everyday wasted money, every day you are a kesalon, every day you kesalon.
Wife      : (With sadness and weeping) Dad, Mama every day kesalon for Daddy, let mama look beautiful, that's also for you to.
Husband: (With Polos) Ahhhh, Father every day drinking also for mama, let mama look beautiful.

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SLAP RIGHT CHEEK

There is a Church in Batak that has a Gokil congregation. Who likes to apply the Word of God right away or when the preacher is preaching.

Pastor: Luke 6:29, Whoever slaps your one cheek, give him your other cheek too .... If you are on the slap of your right cheek, give your left cheek.
Congregation: (Go forward to the pastor then slap the pastor) Teprakkkkkk .....
Pastor: (This pastor wonders why he is in a slap)
Congregation: Bapak said, if you on the slap of your right cheek give your left cheek, now where the left cheek father
Pastor: Yeah, yes right (with a hesitate to give his cheek) Teprakkkkkk ...... !!!!

After the Pastor's ministry he usually greeted his congregation at the door. The turn of the congregation who slapped him past, the Pastor slapped him over and over again

Congregation: Pastor, why did you slap me ..? (with angry)
Pastor: What you sow is what you harvest ..

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